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Accelerated Fourplay | Class of 2020
Mia Fowler
a.k.a. Naughty Leroy
Beyoncé once asked Mia for advice on how to be more excellent, but please don't ask Beyoncé about it. It was a private moment.
Charlie Lee
a.k.a. The Locksmith
Rippling muscles. Devilish charm. Australian accent. This is a description of actor Chris Hemsworth. Charlie is nothing like this. He's kissed a girl but she goes to another school and doesn't have Facebook so don't worry about it.
Kezie Nwachukwu
a.k.a. Dorsal Dreams
Kezie was told he would grow to 6’4 by his dentist as a child and now standing at a firm 6’2 inches, he has ignored all medical advice or expertise since. Kezie is also kind of Nigerian and kind of from Chicago and kind of looks like his twin brother! Get it?
Seth Herschkowitz
a.k.a. The Fresh Friar
Seth tried to write this bio
by using Haiku
but ended up with no room
So he wrote this instead.
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MACTurbation | Class of 2021
Matt Nadel
a.k.a. Nalgene Warcock
Matt Nadel has other more important skills.
Auguste White
a.k.a. Ruby Veritgogo
Auguste White is known for starting fights.
Toby Richkind
a.k.a Velveteen Skänke
Toby Richkind once met esteemed character Paul Giamatti and has never quite been the same since then. Paul, I love you.
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Lil' Wanker and the Labia | Class of 2022
Lil Wenker
a.k.a Big Brick Energy
Lil Wenker is her real name. When she tells people she was born on Christmas, everyone says, “Of course you were.” She still does not know what this means. She fears it's in relation to her status as a recovering horse girl.
Nico Taylor
a.k.a. Toom Toom Chaka Khan
Nico, an upper-lefty has just one question for you: in which quadrant of your mouth do you start brushing your teeth?
Alexa Stanger
a.k.a. Pondscum Chic
Alexa Stanger is not British. How she got the accent, no one knows.
Brianna Jean
a.k.a. Ratatouille Jamboree
Brianna used to be the anonymous owner of a famous fan-fiction Tumblr account. She can't reveal the name because of a nondisclosure agreement but famous actor [REDACTED] followed it.
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PokéBalls | Class of 2023
Zoe Larkin
a.k.a Vegetation McSteele
Zoe is a vegan out of spite and a woman out of convenience.
Ben Jenkins
a.k.a. Lover "Boy" Swiss
In his free time, Ben enjoys kayaking with his dog and foster kid in NYC's Hudson River.
Maude Lechner
a.k.a. Celino Pepperwood III
Maude is the reincarnation of an orphaned Victorian child who died of tuberculosis. Her hobbies include wearing long white nightgowns and coughing up blood into her handkerchief.